Frequently Asked Questions!
Frequently Answered Questions!
What's the meaning of life?
- Mariachi and Tequila!
How much do you charge per hour?
- We charge $550 per hour.
Is there a minimum amount of hours required to book?
- Minimum hours to book depends on the city, date and time of your event.
- Saturday evenings in Bakersfield we require a minimum of 2 hours to book
- Other dates, cities and times vary. Please send us a message for more information.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- He would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Do you have female singers?
- Yes, we do — a very talented one, in fact! If for any reason she’s unavailable (because, let’s face it, life happens), we work with other equally talented female singers who substitute when needed. In the rare case that no female singers are available, a male vocalist steps in to ensure your event still the full band.
Do you take request?
- Yes we do! You can make your own list then text it to us. We can go off that list as well as take request.
How can I listen to you guys playing?
- We have videos on the this site. We give the audience our full attention which makes it hard to record and play at the same time but we do what we can.
Questions with no answers!
Who killed Biggie Smalls?
- No one knows...
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
- Have no idea...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Still a mystery...
